Did someone not tell me?

I came out of the bathroom and everybody was gone. I looked around for a while thinking it was some kind of joke, even smiled once or twice when I came to a corner where i though for sure I'd find my pals. But no. I had in fact been left, too uncool or stinky to play. They went and started another blog without me. No one replied, posted letters or pictures, nuthin'. Sigh! Maybe someday they will invite me to theri secret lair of fun.